Funny Signature Quotes

13 05 2009

Mais humor, desta do blog The Linux and Unix Menagerie.

  • Taunt not the sysadmin, for he can become you and make your life interesting”
  • An NT server can be run by an idiot, and usually is.” — Tom Holub, a.h.b-o-“
  • The day Microsoft makes something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners” — Ernst Jan Plugg
  • Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
  • What should I do ……the machine can’t find the program iexplorer.exe…
    Breathe a sigh of relief. — Arthur Hagen in no.www”
  • Opinions are like assholes, I’ll let you know when I want yours.”– David Cross and/or Bob Odenkirk
  • “It’s a shame when god gives them such great butts and makes ‘em think with them too”   — phantasmobastard
  • There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don’t tell people everything you know.
  • NT and security should not be used in the same sentence without negation
    — Joe Zeff
  • Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life. — the fish analogy, according to Simon Cozens




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